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Top definition. Going Commando. Not wearing any underpants. Im goin commando today! Jul 21 Word of the Day. Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of " Mother fucking shit".

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Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week. How is this a thing? Where do you do gym but don't shower afterwards? Isn't everyone naked then?

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Wait, why would that be shocking to them? Don't you shower after gym class anyway? Who goes going commando in school gym class to putting clothes on? I used to go commando every day, I just refused to change. I feel bad for y'all who had to shower after gym class. That's just awkward. Thankfully, here in Baltimore County, we use showers.

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Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. Today, my year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them.

She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend.

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I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window.

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Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. By hantavirus - United States. Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week.

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Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm going commando in school to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone.

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MMMM I kinda like that, i dared a guy in school to do it and he came out of the bathroom and handed me his boxers.
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