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Top definition. Going Commando. Not wearing any underpants. Im goin commando today! Jul 21 Word of the Day. Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of " Mother fucking shit".
Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week. How is this a thing? Where do you do gym but don't shower afterwards? Isn't everyone naked then?
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Wait, why would that be shocking to them? Don't you shower after gym class anyway? Who goes going commando in school gym class to putting clothes on? I used to go commando every day, I just refused to change. I feel bad for y'all who had to shower after gym class. That's just awkward. Thankfully, here in Baltimore County, we use showers.
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Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. By hantavirus - United States. Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week.
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